This list was submitted by Amalia on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 6:39 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a cancer on my prostate. Once the prostate goes above 50mph, the cancer is armed. If it drops below 50, your ex-wife takes all your money. What do you do? What do you do?
(d) May 29th, 2010