This list was submitted by Toe-Tag on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 3:08 PM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
| 9 | Bob Dole | December 5th, 2021 | 98 |
| 8 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
| 7 | Flavor Flav | Alive | 66 |
| 6 | Hayden Fry | December 17th, 2019 | 90 |
| 5 | Clint Eastwood | Alive | 94 |
| 4 | Barry Gibb | Alive | 78 |
| 3 | Gene Hackman | February 17th, 2025 | 95 |
| 2 | Don Imus | December 27th, 2019 | 79 |
| 1 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 98 |
| 0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003