This list was submitted by Death Troll on Saturday, December 31st, 2016 at 4:04 AM PST for The 2017 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
9 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
8 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
7 | Angela Lansbury | October 11th, 2022 | 96 |
6 | Pope Benedict XVI | December 31st, 2022 | 95 |
5 | John Dingell | February 7th, 2019 | 92 |
4 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
3 | Kanye West | Alive | ? |
2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
1 | Tippi Hedren | Alive | 95 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999