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This list was submitted by fireflyt on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 7:54 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
8Monty HallSeptember 30th, 201796
7Ara ParseghianAugust 2nd, 201794
6Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
5 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Merle Haggard April 6th, 201679
2Tony BennettJuly 21st, 202396
1Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003