This list was submitted by fireflyt on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 7:54 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
9 | I.M. Pei | May 16th, 2019 | 102 |
8 | Monty Hall | September 30th, 2017 | 96 |
7 | Ara Parseghian | August 2nd, 2017 | 94 |
6 | Chuck Berry | March 18th, 2017 | 90 |
5 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
4 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
3 | Merle Haggard | April 6th, 2016 | 79 |
2 | Tony Bennett | July 21st, 2023 | 96 |
1 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 |
8 points | 2 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003