The Force Sleeps

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This list was submitted by USER00562 on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 7:33 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
9Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
8I.M. PeiMay 16th, 2019102
7 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
6Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
5Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
4Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
3Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
2Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
1Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
9 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003