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This list was submitted by Concrete Shoes on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 12:26 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
9Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
8 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
7Bart StarrMay 26th, 201985
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Bob NewhartJuly 18th, 202494
4Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
3Linda RonstadtAlive79
2Mel BrooksAlive99
1Jim OttoMay 19th, 202486
18 points 2 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998