This list was submitted by Rastafarian Mormon on Wednesday, December 30th, 2015 at 9:03 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the We should be the New Patty Duke Show Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 9 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 |
| 8 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 7 | Charlotte Rae | August 5th, 2018 | 92 |
| 6 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
| 5 | Cloris Leachman | January 27th, 2021 | 94 |
| 4 | Bob Uecker | Alive | 90 |
| 3 | Joseph Wapner | February 26th, 2017 | 97 |
| 2 | Regis Philbin | July 24th, 2020 | 88 |
| 1 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 11 points | 2 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998