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This list was submitted by Dead Person Specialist, E on Tuesday, December 29th, 2015 at 4:17 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
8 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
7Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
6Tom BrokawAlive84
5David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
4Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
3Jimmy CarterAlive100
2Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
1Abe Vigoda January 26th, 201694
18 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003