Lemmy is Dead, Who cares...

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This list was submitted by More Beer on Tuesday, December 29th, 2015 at 6:58 AM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
8Abe Vigoda January 26th, 201694
7Tommy LasordaJanuary 7th, 202193
6Brigitte BardotAlive91
5Val KilmerApril 1st, 202565
4Burt YoungOctober 8th, 202383
3 PELEDecember 29th, 202282
2Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
1Dr. Ruth WestheimerJuly 12th, 202496
10 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003