This list was submitted by Sufferosis on Monday, December 28th, 2015 at 6:34 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the The Big Bunk Bed in the Sky Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age | 
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 | 
| 9 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 | 
| 8 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 | 
| 7 | Glen Campbell | August 8th, 2017 | 81 | 
| 6 | David Attenborough | Alive | 99 | 
| 5 | Ed Asner | August 29th, 2021 | 91 | 
| 4 | Bashar al-Assad | Alive | 60 | 
| 3 | Jimmy Carter | December 29th, 2024 | 100 | 
| 2 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 | 
| 1 | Alan Greenspan | Alive | 99 | 
| 17 points | 2 hits | 
It's a matter of social record that this two-bit never-was (best known as the original Maytag repairman) was a dick.
(d) January 6th, 1997