Slippery When Dead

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This list was submitted by corq on Sunday, December 27th, 2015 at 12:36 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10David AttenboroughAlive98
9Emperor AkihitoAlive?
8 Zsa Zsa Gabor December 18th, 201699
7Donald RumsfeldJune 29th, 202188
6Dick CheneyAlive83
5Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
4Henry KissingerNovember 29th, 2023100
3Nancy Reagan March 6th, 201694
2Whitey BulgerOctober 30th, 201889
1Jim NaborsNovember 30th, 201787
11 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019