Kmac's invitation to hell

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This list was submitted by kmac on Tuesday, December 1st, 2015 at 5:53 PM PST for The 2016 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
9John DingellFebruary 7th, 201992
8John McCainAugust 25th, 201881
7Not Famous 
6Charlie SheenAlive59
5Sandra Day O’ConnorDecember 1st, 202393
4Alan GreenspanAlive99
3Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
2Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
1Not Famous 
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Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998