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This list was submitted by Bubbasu on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 11:18 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the Nobody Here But Us Chickens Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
9Lindsay LohanAlive39
8Adam WestJune 10th, 201788
7Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Michael CaineAlive92
4Judy BlumeAlive87
3Justin BieberAlive31
2Rob ReinerAlive78
1Dick Van DykeAlive99
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Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999