Jenny Was Sweet

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This list was submitted by DePressED on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 8:28 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Stuart Scott January 4th, 201549
9Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
8Barbara BarrieAlive?
7Ayatollah KhameneiAlive85
6Joan LundenAlive74
5Clive JamesNovember 24th, 201980
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Michael ConstantineAugust 31st, 202194
2Superstar Billy GrahamMay 17th, 202379
1David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
19 points 2 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002