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This list was submitted by Bengals311 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 5:50 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
9Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
8Dick CheneyAlive84
7Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
6Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
5Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
4David RockefellerMarch 20th, 2017101
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
1 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003