This list was submitted by Bengals311 on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 5:50 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
9 | Queen Elizabeth II | September 8th, 2022 | 96 |
8 | Dick Cheney | Alive | 84 |
7 | Irwin Corey | February 6th, 2017 | 102 |
6 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
5 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
4 | David Rockefeller | March 20th, 2017 | 101 |
3 | Olivia de Havilland | July 26th, 2020 | 104 |
2 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
1 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
0 points | 0 hits |
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003