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This list was submitted by Nick ‘n Beth on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 12:41 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
9Larry StorchJuly 8th, 202299
8Angela LansburyOctober 11th, 202296
7Burt BacharachFebruary 8th, 202394
6Zbigniew BrzezinskiMay 26th, 201789
5Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
4Eva SaintAlive?
3Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
2Adam WestJune 10th, 201788
1Martin LandauJuly 15th, 201789
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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998