2015 Hopefuls

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This list was submitted by mirandate on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 12:31 PM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the minions Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Irwin CoreyFebruary 6th, 2017102
9Sam Simon March 8th, 201559
8Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
7Rob FordMarch 22nd, 201646
6Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
5Bret MichaelsAlive62
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
2Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
1Dick CheneyAlive84
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Dear Abby,

I think my husband is cheating on me. I keep finding little clues around the house - hotel keys, receipts for restaurants we've never been to, that sort of thing. I feel guilty even thinking it, but I have to know. Should I approach him and just ask? Or should I spy on him to find out? -- BETRAYED IN BALTIMORE

Dear Betrayed -

I'm dead.

(d) January 16th, 2013