This list was submitted by The Schwing Alongs on Wednesday, December 31st, 2014 at 9:52 AM PST for The 2015 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
8 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
7 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
6 | Betty White | December 31st, 2021 | 99 |
5 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
4 | Ethel Kennedy | October 10th, 2024 | 96 |
3 | Hugh Hefner | September 27th, 2017 | 91 |
2 | Al Sharpton | Alive | 70 |
1 | Bob Barker | August 26th, 2023 | 99 |
0 points | 0 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998