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This list was submitted by wet grave on Monday, June 30th, 2014 at 7:29 PM PDT for The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Buzz AldrinAlive96
9Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
8Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
7Lowell WeickerAlive?
6George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
5Glynis JohnsJanuary 4th, 2024100
4Joseph WapnerFebruary 26th, 201797
3Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
2Herman WoukMay 18th, 2019103
1Helmut SchmidtNovember 10th, 201596
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Guess the Stiff!

He invented Big League Chew. Remember that? Strands of bubble gum, that came in a pouch that made you feel like a real big time ball player chewing tobacco. Sure - they lost flavor in like 4 seconds, but that was a glorious 4 seconds. You felt yourself right up there on the mound, ready to deliver a smoking fastball right over the plate to win game 7 of the World Series. It was transformational. And Jim invented it.

Anyway, he's dead.

(d) July 10th, 2019