This list was submitted by MJ and Friends on Monday, June 30th, 2014 at 3:05 PM PDT for The Mohamed Abdelwahab Memorial Three Bagger.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Sam Simon | March 8th, 2015 | 59 |
| 9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 7 | Robert Schuller | April 2nd, 2015 | 88 |
| 6 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 5 | Jim Kelly | Alive | 65 |
| 4 | Louis Farrakhan | Alive | 92 |
| 3 | Bernie Madoff | April 14th, 2021 | 82 |
| 2 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
| 1 | Ian Paisley | September 12th, 2014 | 88 |
| 1 point | 1 hit |
Now it can finally be revealed that Charles was nothing more than a bed-wetting coward, and "Kiss-My-Fanny" Annie did all the flying.
(d) February 7th, 2001