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This list was submitted by CHAD on Wednesday, April 30th, 2014 at 4:21 PM PDT for The May 2014 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Casey Kasem June 15th, 201482
9Larry StorchAlive98
8Pope Benedict XVIAlive94
7Hal HolbrookJanuary 23rd, 202195
6Robert SchullerApril 2nd, 201588
5Tom BrokawAlive81
4Roger MooreMay 23rd, 201789
3Maureen O'HaraOctober 24th, 201595
2Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
1Yogi BerraSeptember 22nd, 201590
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999