This list was submitted by USER00535 on Monday, January 4th, 1999 at 2:48 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Joe DiMaggio | March 8th, 1999 | 84 |
9 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
8 | Pope John Paul II | April 2nd, 2005 | 84 |
7 | Katharine Hepburn | June 29th, 2003 | 96 |
6 | Madame Chiang Kai-Shek | October 23rd, 2003 | 106 |
5 | Iris Murdoch | February 8th, 1999 | 79 |
4 | Eudora Welty | July 23rd, 2001 | ? |
3 | Arlene Francis | May 31st, 2001 | 93 |
2 | Kay Thompson | July 2nd, 1998 | ? |
1 | Sarah Delany | January 25th, 1999 | 109 |
16 points | 3 hits |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999