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This list was submitted by USER00535 on Monday, January 4th, 1999 at 2:48 AM PST for The 1999 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Joe DiMaggio March 8th, 199984
9Bob HopeJuly 27th, 2003100
8Pope John Paul IIApril 2nd, 200584
7Katharine HepburnJune 29th, 200396
6Madame Chiang Kai-ShekOctober 23rd, 2003106
5Iris Murdoch February 8th, 199979
4Eudora WeltyJuly 23rd, 2001?
3Arlene FrancisMay 31st, 200193
2Kay ThompsonJuly 2nd, 1998?
1Sarah Delany January 25th, 1999109
16 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999