Tammy Wynette
D-E-F-U-N-C-T.
- Name
- Tammy Wynette
- Died on
- Monday, April 6th, 1998
- Famous
- Confirmed
- Monday, April 6th, 1998
Tammy Wynette was never played in a game.
D-E-F-U-N-C-T.
Tammy Wynette was never played in a game.
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....
Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....
Won't come back, now ... y'hea'
(d) July 6th, 2003