Lights, camera, DEATH!!!!

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This list was submitted by Big Guy on Monday, December 30th, 2013 at 8:35 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Gene Gene the Dancing MachineMarch 13th, 201582
9Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
8Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
7James Garner July 19th, 201486
6Mary Tyler MooreJanuary 25th, 201780
5Ed AsnerAugust 29th, 202191
4Robert WagnerAlive96
3Dick Van DykeAlive100
2Jack Ramsay April 27th, 201489
1Eli Wallach June 24th, 201498
10 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003