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The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Dirt Naps For Fun & Profit or Give It Up Zsa Zsa

Submitted by FrankJac on December 30, 2013.

Score
5hits so far
34tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDec 18, 2016 Dec 18, 2016 99
9 Luise Rainer hitDec 30, 2014 Dec 30, 2014 104
8 Eli Wallach hitJun 24, 2014 Jun 24, 2014 98
7 Maria von Trapp hitFeb 18, 2014 Feb 18, 2014 99
6 Don Pardo hitAug 18, 2014 Aug 18, 2014 96
5 Marjorie LordNov 28, 2015 Nov 28, 2015 97
4 Efrem Zimbalist hitMay 2, 2014 May 2, 2014 95
3 Nancy ReaganMar 6, 2016 Mar 6, 2016 94
2 Gordon LightfootMay 1, 2023 May 1, 2023 84
1 Quincy Jones Jr.Nov 3, 2024 Nov 3, 2024 91

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 1998

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.