This list was submitted by Betsy on Friday, December 27th, 2013 at 12:48 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the At Room Temperature Invitational - 2014 Boneyard.
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Valerie Harper | August 30th, 2019 | 80 |
9 | Ethel Kennedy | October 10th, 2024 | 96 |
8 | Jean Kennedy Smith | June 18th, 2020 | 92 |
7 | Aretha Franklin | August 16th, 2018 | 76 |
6 | Mel Brooks | Alive | 99 |
5 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
4 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
3 | John Dean | Alive | ? |
2 | Penny Marshall | December 18th, 2018 | 75 |
1 | Imelda Marcos | Alive | ? |
5 points | 1 hit |
The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!
(d) March 8th, 1999