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This list was submitted by Betsy on Friday, December 27th, 2013 at 12:48 PM PST for The 2014 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the At Room Temperature Invitational - 2014 Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Ethel KennedyOctober 10th, 202496
8Jean Kennedy SmithJune 18th, 202092
7Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
6Mel BrooksAlive99
5Ariel Sharon January 11th, 201485
4Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
3John DeanAlive?
2Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
1Imelda MarcosAlive?
5 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999