Plumb Tuckered Out!

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This list was submitted by The Coroner on Tuesday, April 30th, 2013 at 6:34 PM PDT for The May 2013 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Nelson Mandela December 5th, 201395
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
5Ray PriceDecember 16th, 201387
4Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
3Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
2Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
1Richard AttenboroughAugust 24th, 201490
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003