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This list was submitted by deadmanwalking1 on Saturday, March 9th, 2013 at 10:17 AM PST for The Dennis Johnson Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Valerie HarperAugust 30th, 201980
9Roger Ebert April 4th, 201370
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
6Bob BarkerAugust 26th, 202399
5Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
4Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
3Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
2Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
1Bob DoleDecember 5th, 202198
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The 58th richest American now takes his rightful place in history as a sticky blob on the underside of capitalism's theatre seat. Ever try to get those things off after a couple days? No, you probably never even thought about it. You're one of those people that just takes that gooey sucker right out of your mouth, whenever you get tired of it, and slaps it under the nearest available piece of furniture. Hey, it's dark, why not? Never mind that some poor slob who's worried about the price of a rebuilt alternator is gonna spend a half-hour trying to chisel that melanoma-like mouthful of chemicals off without damaging the fucking wood. Ever wonder why we have carjackings, you filthy, stupid, rich pig bastard?! What's that? Another one of you thoughtless bloodsuckers blew a gasket? Well, right on, baby! Right on!!

(d) March 8th, 1999