Baseball's cosmic closer has once again struck out the wrong Darrell.
Darrell Porter was never played in a game.
Pick some famous people you think are going to die soon. Whoever gets the most right wins.
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After a lifetime of bold research and daring exploration, including crossing both the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on rafts made out of twigs and fucking reeds, he died of boredom.
(d) April 18th, 2002