This list was submitted by KST on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 6:46 PM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the Penguin's Plots Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 9 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 8 | Prince Philip | April 9th, 2021 | 99 |
| 7 | Hugo Chavez | March 5th, 2013 | 58 |
| 6 | Margaret Thatcher | April 8th, 2013 | 87 |
| 5 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 4 | Ayman al-Zawahiri | July 30th, 2022 | ? |
| 3 | Hosni Mubarak | February 25th, 2020 | 91 |
| 2 | Jerry Lewis | August 20th, 2017 | 91 |
| 1 | Ayatollah Khamenei | Alive | 86 |
| 18 points | 3 hits |
Hats Off, kids, it's The Day Of Reckoning for The Big Red One. Put The Crimson Kimono on ol' White Dog, he's just a Dead Pigeon On Beethoven Street, a.k.a. the Street Of No Return. Yep, It Happened In Hollywood, and now The Baron Of Arizona, one of The Meanest Men In The West, has changed his address to Underworld USA. Like, Verboten!, if you catch our drift.
(d) October 30th, 1997