They're in da hole

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This list was submitted by VaGentry on Monday, December 31st, 2012 at 8:31 AM PST for The 2013 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
7Hugo Chavez March 5th, 201358
6Hosni MubarakFebruary 25th, 202091
5Dick CheneyAlive84
4Bashar al-AssadAlive59
3Lindsay LohanAlive39
2George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
7 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Only in America. Under the name "Eartha Quake," this 800-pound former exotic dancer gained national fame when good samaritan Jerry Springer used his obesity as a cause celebre. They had to knock over a wall to get Eartha out of his house and into a hospital. What a touching story. Of course, this was all before he pled no contest to charges that he let three young boys watch porno movies at his place. We're not making this stuff up, folks.

(d) October 2nd, 1998