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This list was submitted by Bo D. on Wednesday, August 15th, 2012 at 11:24 AM PDT for The Georges Dumézil Three Bagger.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
9Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
8Andy WilliamsSeptember 26th, 201284
7Carol ChanningJanuary 15th, 201997
6Rose MarieDecember 28th, 201794
5Dick Van PattenJune 23rd, 201586
4Alex TrebekNovember 8th, 202080
3Heather LocklearAlive64
2Courtney LoveAlive61
1Mike ConnorsJanuary 26th, 201791
0 points 0 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Things he invented:

Chop-O-Matic (for chopping food, which was apparently WAY too hard)
Veg-O-Matic (same thing, but for slicing veggies)
Pocket Fisherman (so you can carry a fishing pole everywhere you go)
Mr. Microphone (apparently for assaulting hot women on the street)
Inside the shell egg scrambler (yes, seriously)
Showtime Rotisserie (like a regular rotisserie, but smaller)
GLH-9 - Hair in a Spray Can (Yes. Hair. In a can.)
Drain Buster (No idea.)
Smokeless Ashtray (Ashtray with a fan. Where did the smoke go?)
Electric Food Dehydrator (For sucking both moisture and flavor out of foods)
Automatic Pasta Maker (NOT automatic, we promise)
Rhinestone Stud Setter (Bedazzling before the bedazzler)
The Cap Snaffler (a bottle opener)

This is where the definition of "celebrity" gets very hazy.

(d) July 18th, 2021