Death Rattle: Pate', anyone?

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This list was submitted by anarchess on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 8:16 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Etta James January 20th, 201273
9Robin Gibb May 20th, 201262
8Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7Abdelbaset Al Megrahi May 20th, 201260
6William Janklow January 12th, 201272
5 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
4Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
3Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
2Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
1Jim CalhounAlive83
32 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

After complaining of a variety of symptoms, including that his hands were shaky, his knees were weak, he was itching like a man on a fuzzy tree, he had fever in the morning, fever all through the night, and, finally, that he was breathless, he was returned to sender, address unknown. No such person. No such zone.

(d) May 6th, 2002