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This list was submitted by Uncle Stiffy on Saturday, December 31st, 2011 at 7:32 PM PST for The 2012 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
9Hugo ChavezMarch 5th, 201358
8Betty WhiteDecember 31st, 202199
7Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
6Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
5Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
4Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
3Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
2Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
1Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003