This list was submitted by the doctor of death on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 8:29 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Abdelbaset Al Megrahi | May 20th, 2012 | 60 |
| 9 | Zsa Zsa Gabor | December 18th, 2016 | 99 |
| 8 | Nelson Mandela | December 5th, 2013 | 95 |
| 7 | Efrem Zimbalist | May 2nd, 2014 | 95 |
| 6 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 5 | Harry Morgan | December 7th, 2011 | 96 |
| 4 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 3 | Ruth Bader Ginsburg | September 18th, 2020 | 87 |
| 2 | Michael Douglas | Alive | 81 |
| 1 | Kirk Douglas | February 5th, 2020 | 103 |
| 5 points | 1 hit |
After more than 20 years of loudly calling for all the sober, uptight, boring assholes in the world to fuck off and die, he fucked off and died.
(d) October 2nd, 1999