Son of The Four Marx Brothers are Still Dead

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This list was submitted by GrouchoHarpoChicoDeado on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 3:43 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
9Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
8Earl WeaverJanuary 19th, 201382
7Dick ButtonAlive?
6Chuck BerryMarch 18th, 201790
5Roger BannisterMarch 3rd, 201888
4Dick Van DykeAlive99
3Ernest BorgnineJuly 8th, 201295
2Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
1Carl ErskineAlive?
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998