The Four Marx Brothers are Still Dead I

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This list was submitted by GrouchoHarpoChicoDeado on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 3:24 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Jimmy CarterDecember 29th, 2024100
9Carl ReinerJune 29th, 202098
8Pope Benedict XVIDecember 31st, 202295
7Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
6Whitey FordOctober 8th, 202091
5Abe VigodaJanuary 26th, 201694
4George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
3Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
2Frank GiffordAugust 9th, 201584
1Bill WymanAlive?
3 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

The fact that the singing governor made it to 101 convinces us that the key to longevity is to declare someone or something to be your sunshine (preferably your only sunshine) and then to repeatedly implore to no one in particular that said sunshine not be taken away.

(d) November 5th, 2000