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This list was submitted by splittertogo on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:56 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the The Family Shaerf and the Deathly Hallows Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Dick CheneyNovember 3rd, 202584
9Kim Jong-il December 18th, 201170
8Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
7Daniel InouyeDecember 17th, 201288
6Seve Ballesteros May 7th, 201154
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
3Nancy ReaganMarch 6th, 201694
2Ariel SharonJanuary 11th, 201485
1Billy GrahamFebruary 21st, 201899
23 points 3 hits 
 

 

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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998