This list was submitted by splittertogo on Friday, December 31st, 2010 at 7:56 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
This list is in the The Family Shaerf and the Deathly Hallows Boneyard.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Dick Cheney | November 3rd, 2025 | 84 |
| 9 | Kim Jong-il | December 18th, 2011 | 70 |
| 8 | Betty Ford | July 8th, 2011 | 93 |
| 7 | Daniel Inouye | December 17th, 2012 | 88 |
| 6 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 5 | George H.W. Bush | November 30th, 2018 | 94 |
| 4 | Fidel Castro | November 25th, 2016 | 90 |
| 3 | Nancy Reagan | March 6th, 2016 | 94 |
| 2 | Ariel Sharon | January 11th, 2014 | 85 |
| 1 | Billy Graham | February 21st, 2018 | 99 |
| 23 points | 3 hits |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998