Nancy Pelosi Sucks Two

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This list was submitted by Crock of Pelosi on Tuesday, December 28th, 2010 at 1:04 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Michael DouglasAlive80
8Penny MarshallDecember 18th, 201875
7Steve Jobs October 5th, 201156
6Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
5Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
4Liz Taylor March 23rd, 201179
3Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
2Ronnie BiggsDecember 18th, 201384
1Betty Ford July 8th, 201193
12 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005