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The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Hurry Up and Die Already, Part V

Submitted by hurryupndiealready on December 26, 2010.

Score
2hits so far
16tiebreaker points
Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Aretha FranklinAug 16, 2018 Aug 16, 2018 76
9 Peter Falk hitJun 23, 2011 Jun 23, 2011 83
8 Jim CalhounAlive Alive 84
7 Betty Ford hitJul 8, 2011 Jul 8, 2011 93
6 Jackie MasonJul 24, 2021 Jul 24, 2021 93
5 Patti PageJan 1, 2013 Jan 1, 2013 85
4 Ariel SharonJan 11, 2014 Jan 11, 2014 85
3 George McGovernOct 21, 2012 Oct 21, 2012 90
2 Jake LaMottaSep 19, 2017 Sep 19, 2017 96
1 Jimmy CarterDec 29, 2024 Dec 29, 2024 100

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2012

He stormed the beach at Normandy, then killed an attacking enemy soldier with a rock after being seriously wounded. After that, he went on to play Santa Claus in Elmo Saves Christmas, and then died on Christmas Eve. We're not sure how that all fits together, but it's pretty weird.