Dennys After Midnight

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This list was submitted by Pezintree on Thursday, December 23rd, 2010 at 4:48 PM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

This list is in the RMA Last Chance Bar & Grill Boneyard.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Aretha FranklinAugust 16th, 201876
9Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
8Dick CheneyAlive84
7Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
6Eli WallachJune 24th, 201498
5Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
4Liz Taylor March 23rd, 201179
3Michael DouglasAlive81
2Mickey RooneyApril 6th, 201493
1Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
4 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

For years, his wit made him perfect
For game shows and talk shows and roasts
But now, TV's "Poet Laureate"
Ain't got shit to say, 'cause he's toast.

(d) October 2nd, 2005