Be Still My Beating Heart

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This list was submitted by Widows&Orphans on Friday, December 3rd, 2010 at 11:32 AM PST for The 2011 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Barbara BushApril 17th, 201892
9Andy Rooney November 5th, 201192
8Margaret ThatcherApril 8th, 201387
7Dear AbbyJanuary 16th, 201394
6Ann DavisJune 1st, 201488
5Larry King January 23rd, 202187
4Hugh HefnerSeptember 27th, 201791
3Fats DominoOctober 24th, 201789
2Dick Van DykeAlive99
1Jerry LewisAugust 20th, 201791
9 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Farted Open
Raped Often
Deaf Pen Rot

Sometimes when we can't think of an obituary for someone, we just come up with anagrams for their name.

Reaped Font
Patron Feed
Defeat Porn

Now is one of those times.

(d) August 16th, 2019