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This list was submitted by Maziexeizam on Friday, January 1st, 2010 at 7:54 AM PST for The February 2010 Lee Jr..

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Muhammad AliJune 3rd, 201674
9Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
8Liz TaylorMarch 23rd, 201179
7David HasselhoffAlive72
6Dick ClarkApril 18th, 201282
5George H.W. BushNovember 30th, 201894
4William "The Refrigerator" PerryAlive62
3Lindsay LohanAlive38
2Andy RooneyNovember 5th, 201192
1Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
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Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003