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This list was submitted by TeamTrautz on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 7:52 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Elizabeth Edwards December 7th, 201061
9Betty FordJuly 8th, 201193
8Dick CheneyAlive83
7Dick Van DykeAlive98
6Jack WelchMarch 1st, 202084
5Amy WinehouseJuly 23rd, 201127
4Olivia de HavillandJuly 26th, 2020104
3Robert Byrd June 28th, 201092
2Steve JobsOctober 5th, 201156
1G. Gordon LiddyMarch 30th, 202190
13 points 2 hits 


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The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.

(d) February 24th, 1998