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This list was submitted by No Viagra Needed on Thursday, December 31st, 2009 at 4:31 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Zelda Rubinstein January 27th, 201076
9Ernie Harwell May 4th, 201092
8Loretta LynnOctober 4th, 202288
7Annette FunicelloApril 8th, 201370
6George Steinbrenner July 13th, 201080
5"Rowdy" Roddy PiperJuly 30th, 201561
4Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
3Peter FalkJune 23rd, 201183
2Chemical Ali January 25th, 201068
1Fidel CastroNovember 25th, 201690
27 points 4 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'

(d) July 6th, 2003