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The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool

Epoch

Submitted by Epoch Texas on December 31, 2009.

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Paidin the game

The picks

PtsCelebrityDiedAge
10 Kirk DouglasFeb 5, 2020 Feb 5, 2020 103
9 Dick Van DykeAlive Alive 100
8 Liz TaylorMar 23, 2011 Mar 23, 2011 79
7 Dick ClarkApr 18, 2012 Apr 18, 2012 82
6 Betty FordJul 8, 2011 Jul 8, 2011 93
5 Betty WhiteDec 31, 2021 Dec 31, 2021 99
4 Wilford BrimleyAug 1, 2020 Aug 1, 2020 85
3 B. B. King May 14, 2015 May 14, 2015 89
2 Stephen HawkingMar 13, 2018 Mar 13, 2018 76
1 Jackie CooperMay 3, 2011 May 3, 2011 88

Hits count only when the death falls inside the game. Points break ties: #1 on the list is worth 10, #10 is worth 1.

Guess the stiff · died 2003

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Bud,
Ninety-five and happy as a hog in the mud,
And then one day, he was chewin' on some food,
And in through the door come The Adios Dude.
Death, that is ...
Black Knight ...
Mr. D ....

Well, the first thing you know,
Bud's cryin' like a girl,
Death said, "You're the biggest pussy in the world."
Said, "Purgatory is the place you ought to be,"
So he pulled out his plug, and Buddy drew a Z.
Died, that is ...
Screwed the pooch ...
Bought the farm ....

Won't come back, now ... y'hea'