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This list was submitted by fireflyt on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 8:26 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
9Dolores HopeSeptember 19th, 2011102
8Jack LaLanneJanuary 23rd, 201196
7John Wooden June 4th, 201099
6Robert Byrd June 28th, 201092
5Queen Elizabeth IISeptember 8th, 202296
4Jayne MeadowsApril 26th, 201595
3Tony MartinJuly 30th, 201298
2Ernie Harwell May 4th, 201092
1Kirk DouglasFebruary 5th, 2020103
15 points 3 hits 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Hello?


Yeah, what?


Yeah, she was the mom on Hazel, uh-huh, so what?


What do you mean, "that's golden" ...?

That's not golden, that's dog shit.


No, we don't remember her, and we don't care, and neither does anybody else, so just forget about it.

Yeah, same to you.

Hazel . . . . What the fuck are we supposed to do with that??

(d) September 28th, 2002