This list was submitted by Kolchak the Night Stalker on Wednesday, December 30th, 2009 at 9:01 AM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.
| Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | Ernie Harwell | May 4th, 2010 | 92 |
| 9 | Zelda Rubinstein | January 27th, 2010 | 76 |
| 8 | James Garner | July 19th, 2014 | 86 |
| 7 | Ronnie Biggs | December 18th, 2013 | 84 |
| 6 | Seve Ballesteros | May 7th, 2011 | 54 |
| 5 | Elizabeth Edwards | December 7th, 2010 | 61 |
| 4 | Bernie Madoff | April 14th, 2021 | 82 |
| 3 | Chemical Ali | January 25th, 2010 | 68 |
| 2 | Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Alive | 78 |
| 1 | Steve Jobs | October 5th, 2011 | 56 |
| 27 points | 4 hits |
Time relentlessly changes all, including our heroes and the way we perceive them, and so, perhaps it's no surprise that these days, you almost never hear fans chant the familiar, sing-song cry "There's no penis hotter than ol' Enos Slaughter."
(d) August 12th, 2002