This list was submitted by USER00244 on Sunday, August 30th, 1998 at 3:19 PM PDT for The September '98 Lee Jr..
Points | Celebrity | Date of Death | Age |
---|---|---|---|
10 | Garrison Keillor | Alive | ? |
9 | Vaclav Havel | December 18th, 2011 | 75 |
8 | Dusty Springfield | March 2nd, 1999 | 59 |
7 | Mr. T | Alive | 72 |
6 | Evel Knievel | November 30th, 2007 | 69 |
5 | King Hussein | February 7th, 1999 | 63 |
4 | Bob Hope | July 27th, 2003 | 100 |
3 | Annette Funicello | April 8th, 2013 | 70 |
2 | Osama bin Laden | May 2nd, 2011 | 54 |
1 | David Crosby | January 19th, 2023 | 81 |
5 points | 1 hit |
The worst thing about losing The King of the One-Liners is that even though it's the most obvious, worn-out, dull, insipid, overused, unfunny, hackneyed, banal, pedestrian, trite (not to mention stupid) obit line imaginable, we got e-mail from about 50 of you idiots telling us that the blurb on Henny shoulda been, "Take my life .... Please." Leave this stuff to the experts, huh? Please.
(d) February 24th, 1998