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This list was submitted by HJSGROWLS on Sunday, December 20th, 2009 at 3:42 PM PST for The 2010 Lee Atwater Invitational Dead Pool.

Points Celebrity Date of Death Age 
10Robert Byrd June 28th, 201092
9Stephen HawkingMarch 13th, 201876
8Liz Smith (mediocre journalist)November 12th, 201794
7John GlennDecember 8th, 201695
6Jane GoodallAlive?
5Courtney LoveAlive60
4 Zsa Zsa GaborDecember 18th, 201699
3Ruth Bader GinsburgSeptember 18th, 202087
2Dick Van DykeAlive99
1Helen ThomasJuly 20th, 201392
10 points 1 hit 
 

 

Guess the Stiff!

Conspiracy theorists are already working to connect the dots between Susan (who onced played Anne Frank on Broadway), her acting coach father Lee (a known Communist and a pretty creepy little guy), her close friend and occasional lesbian partner Marilyn (who was personally murdered by JFK), and Bill Clinton.

(d) January 21st, 1999